Sex in the after-life

A couple  made a deal that whoever died first would come back and inform the other if  there is sex after death. Their biggest fear was that there was no after-life at all. After a long life together, the husband was the first to die. True to his word, he made the first contact:

“Marion … Marion ” “Is that you, Bob?” “Yes, I’ve come back like we agreed.” “That’s wonderful! What’s it like?”

“Well, I get up in the morning, I have sex. I have breakfast and then it’s off to the golf course. I have sex again, bathe in the warm sun and then have sex a couple of more times. Then I have lunch (you’d be proud – lots of greens). Another romp around the golf course, then pretty much have sex the rest of the afternoon. After supper, it’s back to the golf course again. Then it’s more sex until late at night. I catch some much needed sleep and then the next day it starts all over again”

“Oh, Bob are you in Heaven?”

“No………..I’m a rabbit in Norfolk!”

Thanks my friend, I laughed my head off.  And of course we existed before and we will exist after and my view is that sex, or its equivalent, will blow our minds 😉 

3 Comments

  1. Shawn

    June 28, 2012 at 10:57 am

    Rabbits drive my dogs mad!

  2. Natalie

    June 6, 2012 at 9:05 am

    Love this! Now I have to ask myself, do I want to go to heaven or do I want to be a rabbit in Norfolk? Xxx

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